“Ok, so maybe our idea of a sexy iPhone unboxing video doesn't exactly involve some fully dressed dorky dude licking his new device before lubing it up and plugging it into his laptop ... but then, it's not our iPhone he's unboxing, now is he? Hopefully when it comes down to making it really sexy he'll know where to look. ”
- Fleshbot (NSFW),
Where sex, porn, and the web collide.
“Just as with a porn addiction, in which the consumer is increasingly dependent on the very latest in prurient material but never fully sated, so too do we techno geeks and gadget whores and "early adopters" become exponentially reliant on the newest, brightest, shiniest toys to supposedly make our lives more efficient and to convey a certain financial and/or in-the-know status, with constant upgrades compelling us to buy more and more crap. It's truly obscene. And yet, like sex, even some porno sex, there's beauty there, too. Come on, the iPhone is hot!
Well, this video brings these two worlds together. And you just know there are a few people out there who really truly get sexually turned while on watching it. First there were shoe fetishists, then latex fetishists, now we have Apple fetishists.”
“Last week saw the release of Apple's newest iAddiction — er, I mean, iPhone.
I sat idly by and watched all my blogger friends (in other states that offer AT&T service) Twitter on and on about standing in line, downloading apps, blah, blah, blah. Here's a video illustration of how I envision all of my blogosphere friends looking upon unwrapping the iPhone (via Fleshbot — totally not work friendly):
Wait, is he plugging that iPhone into a PC?! My posse would never do that.” - Mistress Maeve,
Your Guide to Love and Lust
“Depois do cara que teve orgasmos múltiplos ao abrir o seu MacBook Pro, agora, é a vez do rapaz que teve relações com o seu iPhone 3G.
Applemaníacos, dessa vez vocês venceram! O N95 não serve para fazer essas coisas. Mas, se fizesse, seria muito mais gostoso.”
- NumClique, Brazil
“Desembalar o iPhone 3G é a mesma coisa que fazer sexo?.”
- Rodrigo Merino, Brazil
Music by Justice | Video by ArtworkNotAvailable
